Some Like It Hot (1959.)

Joe: Jerry, Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will ya? Just keep telling yourself: you’re a boy, you’re a boy.
Jerry: I’m a boy.
Joe: That’s the boy.
Jerry: I’m a boy. I’m a boy. I wish I were dead. I’m a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?
Joe: What engagement present?
Jerry: Osgood gave me a bracelet.
Joe: Hey, these are real diamonds!
Jerry: Of course they’re real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?

Forget Paris (1995.)

Mickey: Well, I was just thinking, it’s so silly . . . I’ve never been to Paris, and maybe I should do some sightseeing.
Ellen: Sightseeing? In Paris? What a bizarre notion.
Mickey: What do you got here?
Ellen: What do we got here?
Mickey: Yeah . . . you got anything?
Ellen: We got some stuff.
Mickey: Yeah, like what kind of stuff?
Ellen: Would you like to see the Eiffel Tower?
Mickey: That’s here?!?

Mickey: You just had one of those “I glued a bird to my head” days.

Arthur: You asked for it, you got it, Toyota.

The Birdcage (1996.)

Albert: Could you tell them I was a relative who dropped in? Val’s Uncle? Uncle Al?
Armand: What’s the point? You’d be Val’s gay Uncle Al.
Albert: Oh, I could play it straight!
Armand: Oh please, look at you! Look at the way you’re holding your glass! Look at your pinky! Look at your posture!
Albert: What? What about you? You’re obviously not a cultural … whatever it is. You’ve never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig!
Armand: Albert, these people are right-wing conservatists. They don’t care if you’re a pig, they just care if you’re a fag!

The Wedding Singer (1998.)

Galaxy Quest (1999.)

Guy Fleegman: I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here.

Guy Fleegman: Hey guys, there’s a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.
Jason Nesmith: What?
Guy Fleegman: Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we’re the green-thingy.